
Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it. Nothing haunts us like the things we don't say. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. We are what we repeatedly do excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

~ Jack Ma, Billionaire entrepreneur, Co-founder of Alibaba Group.ġ9. In reality, if you put money and health in front of people, people tend to choose money because too many people do not know that health can bring more money and happiness.

German translation: Kind = Child, Kinder (Plural of Kind) = Children. It doesn't matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law.Ħ. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.Ĥ. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.ģ. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

A pun is a humorous play on words." ~ From ġ. Puns can be quite clever, but often come off as silly, cheeseball attempts at humor.

"A pun is a comedic phrase that plays off of the sounds and double meanings of words. Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language." "A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits an ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Quotations, Humorous Use of the English Language,Īnd Strange Facts More Pun and Funny English in Part 2 What Is a Pun? Pun and Funny English Funny Puns, Play on Words, Wise Sayings, Proverbs,
